You may look like him, but at least you don’t write like him. His books are like a written episode of Family Guy.
First page of chapter, insert random crazy assertion about society. Then, write 20 pages of drivel referencing at least 4 other pop culture references, fit into two or three overall tangents, before Boom!, on the last page of the chapter, bring all the tangents full circle to the first page, re-insert the original random crazy assertion about society, preceded by the words “And that, my friends, is why… ”
If you could watch him type the last words of the chapter when he first wrote it, I’d bet he’d have a smug grin.
My name is Justin Ward. I blog about living life in San Francisco and seeing live music, playing music with NVO, making beats and DJ'ing under the name of dudha.us, following Phish, and following technology and all around nerdy shit. We cool? Cool.
It’s been just a little over eight months since I took my first trip ever to New Orleans for Jazz Fest 2011, and I’m definitely planning on making a return trek this year to see this year’s festival as well. The lineup is too good (always), and the possibility of some late-night shows that you […]
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According to reliable festival trackers Consequence of Sound and as a press release detailing his tour dates confirms, the former White Stripes frontman Jack White will headline the Hangout Music Festival in Gulf Shores, Alabama on May 18th. The full lineup has not been released yet, but White is expected to hit the festival circuit […]
You may look like him, but at least you don’t write like him. His books are like a written episode of Family Guy.
First page of chapter, insert random crazy assertion about society. Then, write 20 pages of drivel referencing at least 4 other pop culture references, fit into two or three overall tangents, before Boom!, on the last page of the chapter, bring all the tangents full circle to the first page, re-insert the original random crazy assertion about society, preceded by the words “And that, my friends, is why… ”
If you could watch him type the last words of the chapter when he first wrote it, I’d bet he’d have a smug grin.
Then again, you know what they say.
Woops, forgot the last line…
you know what they say…
Heh….I guess you’re not a huge fan. I happen to like his books. :)