You may look like him, but at least you don’t write like him. His books are like a written episode of Family Guy.
First page of chapter, insert random crazy assertion about society. Then, write 20 pages of drivel referencing at least 4 other pop culture references, fit into two or three overall tangents, before Boom!, on the last page of the chapter, bring all the tangents full circle to the first page, re-insert the original random crazy assertion about society, preceded by the words “And that, my friends, is why… ”
If you could watch him type the last words of the chapter when he first wrote it, I’d bet he’d have a smug grin.
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You may look like him, but at least you don’t write like him. His books are like a written episode of Family Guy.
First page of chapter, insert random crazy assertion about society. Then, write 20 pages of drivel referencing at least 4 other pop culture references, fit into two or three overall tangents, before Boom!, on the last page of the chapter, bring all the tangents full circle to the first page, re-insert the original random crazy assertion about society, preceded by the words “And that, my friends, is why… ”
If you could watch him type the last words of the chapter when he first wrote it, I’d bet he’d have a smug grin.
Then again, you know what they say.
Woops, forgot the last line…
you know what they say…
Heh….I guess you’re not a huge fan. I happen to like his books. :)